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The Jailbird Commissary is proudly offending society one card at a time. We sell cards that feel like a stab in the back or a stab to your heart. You can buy our cards in our Etsy store under seller name "Jailbird" We have a kinder/gentler blog called Paper Shanks if you want to check it out!
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Buy me some ribbon!
Buy an original Dirty Shank card...
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FAQ
Q: The big one: WHY?
A. Why not?
Q: Aren't some of your Paper Shanks politically incorrect?
A: Well yeah. You got me on that one.
Q: Why are your cards so ugly?
A: Your mom's ugly.
Q: How often do you post a new Paper Shank?
A: When I feel like it.
Q: Can I buy the Paper Shank cards?
A: Yes, in the Jailbird Commissary Etsy store.
Q: Do you think you are going to hell?
A: You're not reading my cards, you're reading my mind!
Q: Do you have an absolute favorite card?
A: I love them all, but my favorite is a secret.
Q: Have you been published?
A: Yes, in several magazines.
Q: Do you have a Paper Shank book?
A: Not yet.
Q: Can we interview you for our blog, newspaper, TV show?
A: Sure.
Q: I'm offended, who handles complaints?
A: Please forward all complaints to the Paper Shank Complaint Department.
Q: I can't find the Complaint Department, where is it?
A: Exactly.
A. Why not?
Q: Aren't some of your Paper Shanks politically incorrect?
A: Well yeah. You got me on that one.
Q: Why are your cards so ugly?
A: Your mom's ugly.
Q: How often do you post a new Paper Shank?
A: When I feel like it.
Q: Can I buy the Paper Shank cards?
A: Yes, in the Jailbird Commissary Etsy store.
Q: Do you think you are going to hell?
A: You're not reading my cards, you're reading my mind!
Q: Do you have an absolute favorite card?
A: I love them all, but my favorite is a secret.
Q: Have you been published?
A: Yes, in several magazines.
Q: Do you have a Paper Shank book?
A: Not yet.
Q: Can we interview you for our blog, newspaper, TV show?
A: Sure.
Q: I'm offended, who handles complaints?
A: Please forward all complaints to the Paper Shank Complaint Department.
Q: I can't find the Complaint Department, where is it?
A: Exactly.
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About Me
- Offending society one card at a time!
- I make and sell funny cards on Etsy in my Jailbird Commissary store. My seller name is Jailbird.
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