Dirty Shank # 35 die

Dirty Shank #34 D-bag

This is a card in our new Paper Bag series and you can find them in the Jailbird Commissary store!

Dirty Shank #33 Tampon

Who lit the fuse on your tampon?

Dirty Shank #32 Husband

I'm sorry I slept with your husband.

Dirty Shank #31 Thoughts

Urine my thoughts...

Dirty Shank #30 Boyfriend

Dirty Shank # 29 Condom

Dirty Shank #28 Hooters

Show me your hooters!

Dirty Shank #27 Divorce

By the way, I faked all those orgasms.  Happy divorce.

Dirty Shank # 26 Racist

Dirty Shank # 25 Bisexual

Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't.

Dirty Shank # 24 Tested

Dirty Shank # 23 Dad

Congratulations!  Do you know who the dad is yet?

Dirty Shank # 22 Queen

You are the queen bitch.

Dirty Shank # 21 War

Dirty Shank # 20 Smoking

Dirty Shank # 19 Proctologist

I'm not a proctologist but I know an asshole when I see one.

Dirty Shank # 18 Selfish

It's all about you, selfish bitch.

Dirty Shank # 17 C U Next Tuesday

Dirty Shank # 16 Herpes

When she asked for a gift that would last FOREVER, she didn't mean GENITAL HERPES.

Dirty Shank # 15 Sign Language

Can you guess what this says?  I'll give you a hint.  The first word starts with an F and the last word ends with a U.

Dirty Shank # 14 Lying

LION BASTARD!

Dirty Shank # 13 Parking

Quit whining, you can't beat the parking.

Dirty Shank # 12 Breed

If you can't feed them, don't breed them.

Dirty Shank # 11 Bulimia

Dirty Shanks # 10 Sperm

One million sperm and you were the fastest?  Really?

Dirty Shank # 9 Fukitol

Mama said there would  be days like this...

Dirty Shank # 8 Because I care

Dirty Shank # 7 Whore

You have many valentines, I only have one.  You are a whore.

Dirty Shank # 6 Ass

Dirty Shank # 5 Suicide

Suicide.  Because some people just should.

Dirty Shank # 4 Flakes

It looks like someone had an extra bowl of bitch flakes this morning!

Dirty Shanks # 3 Dynamite

Happy 4th of July!  Bang me!

Dirty Shanks # 2 Babies

Still haven't figured out where babies come from, huh?

Dirty Shanks # 1 Vasectomy

The cost of a condom vs. the cost of child support... hmmmmmmmm