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Thursday, March 10, 2011

Dirty Shank # 4 Flakes

It looks like someone had an extra bowl of bitch flakes this morning!

FAQ

Q: The big one: WHY?
A. Why not?
Q: Aren't some of your Paper Shanks politically incorrect?
A: Well yeah. You got me on that one.
Q: Why are your cards so ugly?
A: Your mom's ugly.
Q: How often do you post a new Paper Shank?
A: When I feel like it.
Q: Can I buy the Paper Shank cards?
A: Yes, in the Jailbird Commissary Etsy store.
Q: Do you think you are going to hell?
A: You're not reading my cards, you're reading my mind!
Q: Do you have an absolute favorite card?
A: I love them all, but my favorite is a secret.
Q: Have you been published?
A: Yes, in several magazines.
Q: Do you have a Paper Shank book?
A: Not yet.
Q: Can we interview you for our blog, newspaper, TV show?
A: Sure.
Q: I'm offended, who handles complaints?
A: Please forward all complaints to the Paper Shank Complaint Department.
Q: I can't find the Complaint Department, where is it?
A: Exactly.

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Dirty Shank # 4 Flakes

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Thursday, March 10, 2011

Dirty Shank # 4 Flakes

Find out what the Jailbird is doing...

Search This Blog

Buy me some ribbon!

Buy an original Dirty Shank card...

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