Dirty Shank # 23 Dad

Congratulations!  Do you know who the dad is yet?

Dirty Shank # 16 Herpes

When she asked for a gift that would last FOREVER, she didn't mean GENITAL HERPES.

Dirty Shank # 12 Breed

If you can't feed them, don't breed them.

Dirty Shanks # 10 Sperm

One million sperm and you were the fastest?  Really?

Dirty Shanks # 2 Babies

Still haven't figured out where babies come from, huh?

Dirty Shanks # 1 Vasectomy

The cost of a condom vs. the cost of child support... hmmmmmmmm